How's that for a strange sentence? I find that as a parent I say the most ridiculous things sometimes. Here's the conversation I had with Paris on the way home from school today. (She got a wind up triceratops toy from the treasure chest for getting a sticker in her chart every day.)
Paris: Mommy, do you know where I put the triceratops that's funny?
Paris: Under my panties!
Me: I don't think that's a very good place for a triceratops.
Paris: I didn't put him IN my panties where my lady parts are. I put him UNDER my panties. (she was wearing a skirt with built-in shorts)
Me: I still don't think that's a very good place for a triceratops.
Paris: But Mommy, it's like a tunnel!
Me: Paris, don't put a triceratops in your pants.
Won't she just die one day if she realizes how many stories of hers I blogged about?